conor | 16 | uk








somefagonyourdash:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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Nara Dreamland, the infamous abandoned theme park in Japan.









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davidmarinos:

David Marinos - Portal

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urbanry:

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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come









Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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faithsuperfab:

my fav gif honestly

faithsuperfab:

my fav gif honestly

















me and bae having sex
bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar








uglygayfaggot:

i’ll take 20